Me: Hello Stranger.
Me: Does this road go to Powder Mountain, Utah?
Stranger: Well I’ve been standing here all day and it hasn’t gone anywhere yet.
Me: Stranger, you sure are stupid, aren’t you?
Stranger: Well, I might be stupid, but I’m not lost!
Me: Stranger, you’re not far from a fool, are you?
Stranger: Well no, the only thing between us is a couple of skis!